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10 Funniest New Year Resolutions 2012 From Around the World Wide Web
By Administrator
 30. December 2011 23:53     , , , , , ,   Comments (0)

Yes, it’s that time of year again - the end of the Year 2011, the time when you start preparing the long list of New Year Resolutions, yet again.

'Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account'.  Oscar Wilde

Here is a list of 10 Funniest New Year Resolutions gathered by Dubai Serviced Apartments that will definitely make you smile if not laugh:

1.   " Dear God, My prayer for 2012 is for a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you do every year."
2.    For my new year’s resolution I will work with neglected children. (my own)
3.    I will stop buying cigarettes; I can always borrow them from others.
4.    I will keep in my mind that action does not speak louder than words, at least when it’s tried on my kids.
5.    I promise to clean my room once a week even though the last time it was cleaned was on 1st January 2011.
6.    I will search on Google what the word Resolution mean.
7.    I will spend less on washing powder and more on deodorant.
8.    I will choose a hobby. Sleeping can be a hobby.
9.    I will find a luckier store to buy lottery tickets.
10.  I will try to remember the above list of resolutions for more than one day.

Share your resolutions with "Dubai Holiday Rental Apartments" and let’s see how long you stick with them.

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